29 November 2010

25 November 2010

Singaporean Swimmers Basket of Trouble

Singapore rebuked its national water polo team for wearing swim trunks that feature an “inappropriate” likeness of the city-state’s flag.

The trunks, which were designed by members of the men’s team currently competing in the Asian Games in Guangzhou, China, show the flag’s white crescent moon jutting up from the groin area with five stars to the side on a red background.

I LOVE IT!!!!!

Ground Critters

Australian image and poem by brian gorrell


I miss thrashing about the bush
clearing tangible paths forward
towards water maybe or just that spot
to smoke my stuff

In a house bugs bug me
outside in their house not at all
walking onwards in nature with them
is a messy itchy business

Turning around is a mistake too often made
never turn around in the bush
unless you are sure
you will find your way home sun down

following the smell of smoke is also tricky
winds change as quickly
leaving you chilled frosty
angry and very much lost without the light

Falling down on the critter covered ground
exhausted and without compass
only strengthened limbs and a dogs bark
will get you safely home

DNA Baby

Original Artwork by Michael Brown (thank you Mikey)
Poem by Brian Gorrell



You can cry if you want to
it's ok
I cried today
really hard like
a lost scared baby
On a street in front of strangers no less
not cathartic
not at all
Hot cop though.

Loneliness can attack at the best of times
and the worst
Shock can render one quite useless
for a spell or a touch or a moment in time
Deep sadness is normal I suppose
I am normal and deeply sad I suppose
So it must be normal I suppose
these feelings
desperate angst and self mutilation
without blades
just my mind

Nothing turns out as planned some say
always a twist to set you right others say
life can be really really hard they will tell you

Listen to them

20 November 2010

DJ Montano DEPORTED to Philippines!!

It's official.
DJ Montano has been deported from USA and is now back in Manila!

Pope Supports Condom Use... FINALLY!!!!!

Pope Benedict XVI has opened the door on the previously taboo subject of condoms as a way to fight HIV, saying male prostitutes who use condoms may be beginning to act responsibly. It's a stunning comment for a pontiff who has blamed condoms for making the AIDS crisis worse.

The pope made the comments in an interview with a German journalist published as a book entitled "Light of the World: The Pope, the Church and the Signs of the Times," which is being released Tuesday. The Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano ran excerpts on Saturday.

Church teaching has long opposed condoms because they are a form of artificial contraception, although the Vatican has never released an explicit policy about condoms and HIV. The Vatican has been harshly criticized for its position.



This guy and his organization are the worst sexual offenders on earth. In addition thier rediculous attitude towards birth control is causing over population in third world countries. Look at the catholic Philippines, their popluation has increased over 30 MILLION people since 1990. This irresponsible leader of so many people should be ashamed of what he is convincing the catholics to believe. Maybe this shame is finally resulting in the realization of the negative effects of church policy!

18 November 2010

14 November 2010

Humphrey Gorriceta Blazes the Awareness Trail

Humphrey Gorriceta is one of the first Filipinos to publicly reveal his HIV-positive status after he was diagnosed in January 2008 while working as an operations supervisor in a business process outsourcing company in Manila.

Humphrey Gorriceta: "After disclosing to my family, everything changed for the better. I felt the bond of love and caring was strengthened. I started saying 'I love you' to my parents and siblings, which I felt uncomfortable doing before I came out."

The 34-year-old says based on personal experience “people are more accepting when they are HIV literate” and so, he has made it his life’s mission to educate his family, friends, people he meets in his daily life and people he has yet to meet about HIV.

Humphrey recalled an incident where he tested positive during a drug test when he tried to renew his driver’s licence. When he was asked by the nurse to come back after a week as they were going to send his urine sample to the Department of Health, he decided to explain his HIV status and conducted an ART (Anti-Retroviral treatment) 101 on the spot with his mom, medical technician, nurse and doctor in attendance to account for the false positive. He got his driver’s licence in an hour.

“People discriminate because of their lack of knowledge about HIV. It’s human nature to be afraid of what we don’t know. That is why HIV educational advocacies are very important.” Said the spokesperson for the National Federation of Filipino Living with HIV and AIDS (NAFFWA) which represents PLHIV (People Living with HIV/AIDS) community-based groups in Philippines.

11 November 2010

Bacon Tales to Make You LAUGH!

In 2004, Rachael Ray published this one-step, one-ingredient recipe. For more than six years, the directions for making Late Night Bacon sat unnoticed in a forgotten corner of the Food Network’s Web site. Yesterday, an Internet spelunker at Reddit noticed the recipe. As you can imagine, the expiration date for puckish amusement has not yet passed. Though the recipe has since been hidden behind a members-only firewall, its delectable aroma caught the attention of Edith Zimmerman at the Hairpin, who in turn directed our attention to the Late Night Bacon comments section. The incredibly funny, strange, and deadpan responses to the recipe are truly the better angels of the Internet’s nature. Below, we’ve selected our favorite 10.

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10. “Tried this recipe last night. The bacon was great, but the paper towels tasted awful.”

9. “I wish you had told me to REMOVE the bacon from its wrapper. Now my microwave smells like plastic and my bacon is laminated!! Total failure RAY RAY BTW, can anyone send me the recipe on how to boil water from that old FN show ‘How to Boil Water’? I misplaced it and thus have not been able to make coffee, tea or cocoa for months now. Thanks.”

8. “I altered it slightly. Instead of 8 strips not overlapping, I decided to try 7 and a half strips in a T formation. I’ve also found that using Bounty Select-a-Size yields better results than Scott. Also, for a little something extra - try adding a little sprinkle of pepper. Just like grandma used to make!”

7. “Made this. I crossed the strips and experienced total prosciuttic reversal. My hunger increased exponentially and every sodium molecule in my kitchen exploded at the speed of light.”

6. “My bacon kept overlapping. I will not be remaking.”

5. “This is BRILLIANT. I bet you could microwave things like soup, too. You just put it in there and it cooks. Amazing.”

4. “I don’t stay up very late. Can you post a recipe for early morning bacon? Also I'm new to the whole microwave thing. Do you have a recipe for microwave popcorn? The bag says to stop when the interval between pops is 2-3 seconds, but the pops always happen too fast for me to start counting.”

3. “Does anyone have a good recipe for Banana? I typically take one from the bunch, peel it, discard the peel and eat it. But I feel like I am missing something. Any recipe for Orange would be helpful too.”

2. “I put the bacon into my microwave and set the timer. After an hour I was dismayed to find out that I put my bacon into the dishwasher. The heating cycle added a slightly overt crispness to it, while the Cascade marinade left a delightfully refreshing aftertaste that stuck all day long. I'm peeing blood now!”

1. “I’m a busy working mom. Is it possible to buy the bacon in a pre-wrapped plate and paper towels that I can pop straight into the microwave after soccer practice?”

Outrageous Japanese Worship Holograph Superstar



In what is surely a terrible omen not only for musicians but also the continued existence of the world as we know it, holographs are now playing sold out concerts in, where else, Japan.

Holographic idol Hatsune Miku is the creation of the group Crypton Future Media, using software from Vocaloid, and the group has put the avatar on tour with a live band. The sight of thous,ands of screaming fans waving glow sticks while the the holograph "performs" on stage is straight out of a science fiction novel.

The avatar is huge and incredibly realistic. Check out "her" concert performance below. More videos can be found here.

read article- Huffingtonpost

The New World Order?


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10 November 2010

Bruno Mars from Heaven



UP Diliman Cat Killer Joseph Carlo Candar Hunted

CAT KILLER Joseph Carlo Candar

I really want this guy JAILED...di na dapat pinababayaan ang pandarahas ng mga katulad niya sa mga hayop.

Nakapang-iinit ng ulo after reading about this. Tandaan may batas ang Pilipinas upang litisin at parusahan ang mga katulad niya.

Cat Killer entry - Joseph_Carlo_Candare

I was really enraged when I have read this note on The Philippine Animal (PAWS) Welfare Society (PAWS) which was posted by another member. It is about their dear little kitty who was brutally murdered by some demented boy. The little kitty was really a stray but it was being cared for by the guard, students and faculty of the UP National Institute of Physics Building (NIP). She was so loved by many that they were aghast to see her little body lifeless. Apparently, somebody threw her out in the air wrestling style then took a running start to finally stomp the kitten in the torso. It was a wonder the kitten was not squished to death right there and then. It was so gruesome, so uncalled for, so demented that everybody was so sadden and mad about this issue. And what's more blood boiling is the fact that this devil was so proud and happy of what he has done! No remorse what so ever! And he even boasted of killing another kitty in the future! Why do we know this? He posted the damn thing in his blog in multiply! Unfortunately, due to the now numerous comments that has been made, the appalling post has been made private but not without me getting some screen shots and getting a copy of his post first!

The entry:

4th Epic Fail:
An Accidental Crime.

First day sa supercon. Lunch time came. On our way out of old NIP I saw the cat I almost killed last Tuesday. Now everyone knows I hate cats. It's an unexplainable feeling towards them. Like some internal hatred. Hindi ko talaga alam kung bakit pero anumang pagpipigil sa sarili ay hindi sapat upang mapangibabawan ang panggigil ko sa mga pusa. I pulled it on its tail and threw it. Then like some pro wrestler I jumped on it and my feet landed on it's torso. Slam! Felt good! But the cat didn't die, well not yet. It ran for it's life and just as I was about to catch up on it somebody yelled: "Pwede bang pabayaan mo yung pusa?!". It was instant and involuntary. I stopped on my tracks. Nobody ever stopped me when assaulting cats. Well I guess there's always a first time for everything. The cat got away. Or at least that's what i thought. So we went to lunch Mel, Jayson, Tracy and me. After lunch, balik na sa kung anumang naiwang gawain. Then Tracy and Mel told me " Hui Jc napatay mo yung pusa". Hours later, habang abala sa XRD, a guy came in. Tanong niya: "Sinong pumatay dun sa pusa?" Bang! Dat was me boi. Guilty as charged. I didn't see it die pero sabi ni Myles it coughed up blood or at least something like that daw. Didn't realize I gave it a fatal hit. This isn't the first time I've killed a cat but this time it's different. It didn't occur to me back then that the cat had a leash. So I think somebody owns it. Well it's very well loved in NIP from what I heard and I just ended it's life.

So there you go I'm sorry. And I wont be striking another one for maybe about a month. It feels good when your beating it(a cat) up but you suddenly feel something strange when it turns off permanently. That's how I feel right now. And maybe for the next days. Dang, am I a cat serial killer?

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I can feel my skin crawl.

How can someone do something like that to a defenseless little being is beyond me. I was so angry that I called him names; even told him to kill himself because the Philippine doesn't need another pabigat. But calling him names won't stop his deeds and me, together with some members of PAWS, are now in a quest to stop this psycho. Yeah, psycho. Hinde matino ang pag-iisip ng mga taong ganito. And it is such a known fact that seriel killers start their career by killing small animals first. Will we wait for him to turn into one?


For now we are pursuing him. We want him jailed. I am so thankful and happy that there is really a law that we can exercise to stop this psycho:
The Animal Right Bill 8485. As of press time, a lot of people are already involved. Even people from the US are already getting involved. We have already contacted PAWS, The Animal Welfare Coalition and Care and Responsibility for Animals (CARA). Someone already wrote to the Chancellor of UP (yeah, dungis!) to have him expelled. Angel, the original poster of the note, has already talked with the witnesses and will talk to the faculty who are willing to file a case against this guy. We are also compiling more information about him to make the case stronger. PAWS has told us we can use their lawyers.

Now what we further do? Spread the word! Let it be known to many what kind of person he is so that many will be aware of his demonic acts! Repost his blog post and photos. Spread his friendster profile, which by the way is http://profiles.friendster.com/10632111.

Tell him how you feel!

Name: Joseph Carlo Candare
Nickname:
JC
Age:
18
School:
UP Diliman (not for long!!!)
Course:
Applied Physics
Hometown:
Butuan City

Original Multiply Entry (click here)


Guys, he needs to pay and learn his lesson! Let's all be united in this. last night, I could not sleep because I was really disturbed by this incident. I took my kitten Whitie to bed with us. The same Whitie who I looked for day and night - at my neighbor's abandoned house, at our rooftop, and everywhere I can possibly think of - when her mother hid her from us because we are always cuddling her. Anyway, i kept waking up to check if she is alright in my thigh sleeping soundly. I kept imagining the kitten getting squashed to death and sometimes imagining it was Whitie getting the fatal hit. I hate this guy to pieces and I won't rest until he gets what he deserves. I pray to God that he will be the last cat killer I encounter.

07 November 2010

05 November 2010

Australia's Most Powerful Homosexual Celebrates

Gay Olympian Ian Thorpe and his saviour, gay radio broadcaster Alan Jones.

HE is adored and reviled in equal measures but regardless of whether you love or loathe Alan Jones, he still packs a considerable punch after a quarter of a century on air.

Last night the man who sits atop Sydney's multibillion-dollar radio industry was toasted by 1100 of his nearest and dearest over dinner in Darling Harbour to mark the milestone.

Gay Radio Icon Alan Jones 25 Years On Air

04 November 2010

Australian Football's Bestiality HORROR!

Canberra Raiders officials are investigating an incident featuring representative star Joel Monaghan photographed in a sex act with a dog.



NRL star shamed for dog sex photo
A photograph has emerged of Canberra Raiders star, Joel Monaghan, appearing to engage in a sex act with a dog.

CANBERRA representative star Joel Monaghan faces the sack after admitting to a simulated sex act with a teammate's dog that was photographed and posted on Twitter.

As photos of the drunken Mad Monday "prank" sparked widespread condemnation, a distressed Monaghan last night issued a statement through his manager Jim Banaghan in which he apologised for "a moment of abject stupidity" and conceded "there must be ramifications".

Bizarrely, Monaghan said he was "playing a prank on an absent teammate". The incident occurred that weekend during a party for Canberra players and friends, and the labrador involved is understood to belong to a teammate of Monaghan's.

More than one photo was taken as a camera can be seen in the images that were widely circulated on the internet yesterday. Whether any other Raiders players are under investigation was unclear last night, but Monaghan's career hangs firmly in the balance after NRL chief executive David Gallop warned Canberra officials they were expected to take appropriate action.

"We have a system of allowing clubs to take the initial action in relation to disciplinary issues as they are the employers and we will maintain that principle," Gallop said. "The fact of the matter remains that in any circumstance this is an appalling incident and one that has offended everyone associated with the sport. It is important that the club deals with it appropriately and that it reports to the NRL as soon as possible on the outcomes."

Initially, it was suggested to the Herald that Monaghan was the victim of a prank by teammates after passing out while drunk but he later accepted full responsibility for his action in the statement issued through Banaghan. "Joel can't blame anyone but himself for an act of stupidity that will haunt him for the rest of his life," Banaghan said. "'Joel wants to make it clear that he was the one playing a prank on an absent teammate by simulating the act. There are no words of explanation that can be offered because none can be appropriate. Joel has to now face his family as well as fans and supporters with that shame and has already undergone counseling to help him cope with the consequences of what has happened.

"It was a moment of abject stupidity brought about by too much drink and a complete lack of any thought process. The fact that someone has sought to compound the situation further by the use of social media only adds to the trauma but Joel accepts that it is his actions alone that are at fault. He apologises unreservedly for the outrage that people feel at the moment, and blames nobody but himself."

While photos of the incident have been circulating for some time in Canberra, they received massive exposure yesterday after being posted on Twitter the previous night. Last night, the issue was listed as the 10th most popular subject on Twitter worldwide.

Australia's youngest Federal MP, Wyatt Roy also became embroiled in the controversy after it was revealed the photos had been sent to media identities, including Triple M's Mark Geyer and News Ltd columnist Andrew Bolt, from a fake account in Roy's name. Roy's spokeswoman Amanda Templeton told the Herald the 20-year-old Queensland politician was unaware someone else was using his name on Twitter, and he did not know about the photos.

The fake Wyatt Roy last night posted on Twitter: "This account is in no way linked to the real Wyatt Roy MP, Federal member for Longman. Its a fake/parody account. Twitter is full of them."

He also claimed to possess other photos of Monaghan and to have previously contacted the Raiders. Raiders chief Don Furner, at a launch for the club's 2011 membership drive, said he had not seen the photos but was investigating. "I think it's a great example of why you shouldn't be out drinking and having these big drinking sessions … because stupid things happen and people are left with regrettable situations like this."

~ from The Sydney Morning Herald