30 May 2008

Off With His HEAD!



The 7 deadly unconfirmed sins of **** ******* in a nutshell according to several sources.


3.1 Lust (Latin, luxuria) - lusts after minors (boys 18 and below). But how can BANTAY BATA(abs-cbn) run after him, he works amongst them?

3.2 Gluttony (Latin, gula) – He eats and drinks like there’s no tomorrow. A bottle of vodka, stolichnaya in fact, is nothing to him- just as long as it’s FREE.

3.3 Greed (Latin, avaritia) – He is combating with his brothers and sisters over what’s left with the La Vista ******* estate. Since it is such a big family, and no one really makes money, they say, he is left with less than 20 million pesos. He is furious.

3.4 Sloth (Latin, acedia) – except for his job as “editor” of a glossy, he doesn’t really have any job except living on x-deals. No one knows if he even finished college? This is supposedly due to his addiction to cocaine. He is in the PDEA (Philippine Drug Enforcement Agency) headed by Gen. Santiago. His source has tipped him of. He uses the drugs to lure young unsuspecting boys.

3.5 Wrath (Latin, ira) – He is a very angry with Philippine Tatler, Lifestyle Asia, People Asia and every glossy that gets in his way.

3.6 Envy (Latin, invidia) – He is steaming with envy because his X-boyfriend Anton San Diego made it in the “social” scene. According to him, Anton is nothing without him. He will never let go so he joined Metro Society.

3.7 Pride (Latin, superbia) – The has-been “socialite” is the PROUDEST pinoy there ever will be.

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