07 June 2008

Broken Diamond

Who will have it now?
I mean her.
Its officially OVER.
Before it ever really began.

I hope this blog had nothing to do with it.

The relationship between Celine Lopez and Francois Delage has ended.
They have cited 'long distance issues' as the reason behind their amicable split.
I have it on VERY good authority that Celine is now single, manless and just as ugly as ever.
And yes, she still has halitosis. Poor thing.

I've also been told that Francois is a man-whore and will screw his own shadow if the light stays right for long enough!

Too bad, so sad.


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