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Tim Yap Drugged or just WEIRD?

DJ Montano DEPORTED to Philippines!!

It's official.

DJ Montano has been deported from USA and is now back in Manila!

No More Time for Excuses

The armpit post was actually just an intro before I segued into the main topic but, well, you just know it when something is revealing enough to write about at length so....anyways I was meaning to segue into writing about this blog that has a certain portion of the sosyal/pasosyal population gripped in a state of bewildered, albeit most rapturous enjoyment (or glee which is a more appropriate word which matches that smirk on your face).

The blog was put up by an Australian HIV positive gay male to shame his ex-boyfriend into paying back $70,000 that his lover allegedly acquired under false pretenses (a restaurant). We've heard this before right, or versions and permutations of it- but what makes the whole thing damning is that the people written in the blog (of whom Brian Gorrell accused of being accomplices) are people who are very visible in Manila's social-set- practically "celebrities" in their own right although I can see one of them ruminating over the term for two hours over a martini (only Gray Goose vodka pls.) and some chi-chi appetizer worth its weight in a family's rice supply for a month and for which would later find itself regurgitated by a well-manicured finger- oops, yes, sporting a Bulgari ring- into a chic toilet (I suppose toilets in chic clubs are chic as well right???) before declaring- I'm better than a celerbrity; I'm an Eventologist...See where I'm getting???

It's sort of like Dominique Dunne meets the Third World which is the closest thing we can ever get to a bitch slap; a slap with mixed if not totally misinformed messages and perceptions. After Lozada put himself into the path of martyrdom if not saint-hood (patron saint of whistleblowers because hell, these people need one and some really, really, really devious lawyers too) we have another foreigner (because well, Lozada is technically Chinese, right?) holding up a mirror to our faces and telling us we're full of crap. But who isn't??? The description of poverty is flawed and one-dimensional. You can't pinpoint children on the street and create a national picture of extreme, debilitating poverty. It's irresponsible once you start assigning national blame and amorphous if not naive solutions. But then most foreigner's opinions are not worth they're weight in shit. Hell, even the World Bank's suggestions are worth even less- I mean you can tell us what to do just because you loaned us money????

But what I wouldn't contest though is the dirt heaped on DJ Montano, Tina Tinio, Tim Yap and Celine Lopez, among others. I'm simply tired of buying a magazine, a newspaper and seeing their damned faces everytime. It's not like high school again- the clique-you-don't-belong-syndrome kind of envy- but these people are still in the grip of it which is none of our business right, but could somebody tell Tim Yap to stop peddling fugly watches or events so commercially plastic that it is just so offensive to basic dignity? Could somebody tell Celine to stop giving advice about things that never really happen in real life? Could somebody stop putting Tina Tinio in those perpetual lists because hello, we're not blind and yes we have Photoshop knowledge (which to my knowledge, has never really worked much for Tinio).

It's when these so-called arbiters of taste foist themselves in self-glorification masked as "sensible" social advice or as personal accomplishments that people should aspire to, do we need to maybe stop buying Metro (such useful dining reviews and I love Thelma Sioson) or boycott the Philippine Star to force them into not getting as columnists, stylists, etc. with questionable talent but are simply there to stoke Dad's ego and make him place more ads.

But what am I talking about???? The entire nation doesn't really read PDI- it's simply patronized by a small fraction of people who may be divided into those who can afford LV and those who cannot (some of whom aggressively aspire to). What's sad is that PDI has bought into this whole thing- I've always pointed out the irony of having a fashion spread with Php34,000 shoes and a small bottle of moisturizer at Php 5,000 along with a headline that continually harps on government corruption. But then it's the market they cater to- the have nots (but aspire to!) and those who have and what Brian Gorrell was able to singularly achieve was turning the collective anger, disdain and plain spite of these two groups against the so-called Gucci-Gang.

The comparison is never more telling when you have artistas in the same boat- somehow it's fine, somehow it's okay. We laugh at Kris Aquino. We call Ruffa delusional about her beauty (always bringing up that tacky Miss World 2nd Princess thing as if it were an achievement in league of a cure for cancer!) Some think that Sharon Cuneta movies are baduy. But we move on and guess what, we watch them again on another show and all is forgiven until the next slight, the next ludicrous, totally inane non-issue. They're safe from critical review because we expect their flaws to be part of the entertainment and the mystique.

But we bristle when some media-creation-pseudo-celebrity steps in and tells to put Swarovski crystals on our lashes; or appears in an article about the perfect home and the perfect decorating tips for those of you who could afford the 10-million price-tag. We are even more aghast when it is ever so subtly shoved in that you haven't gone to an exclusive boarding school, don't have a Picasso lithograoh inherited from your mom and that you can't get into Fort Bonifacio because you don't have a car and that you commute. And oh wait- here's the clincher which just made me laugh- you also obviously need to have your own wikipedia entry!!! (see tina tinio's- which has been edited since the blog came out)

There's this illusion of perfectness and rightness that they pass off as unattainable-coz, sorry, you're not us- but that maybe we can teach you how - sort of (and then they laugh behind your back and call you a dog!).

Well, according to Brian Gorrell they're not perfect and worse, they're not even truly rich in the truest blue-blood sense. Freebies??? Not paying hotel rooms???? Debts??? Did we miss the instructions for those on the Phillipe Exeter College guide book or something???

And it gets interesting- whoring yourself out to corporations, sleazy sex, and coke- as in cocaine, ha ha. Wouldn't it have been mortifying if it were shabu? Celine Lopez would probably slit her wrists with an Hermes letter opener while Tina Tinio would try overdosing on her personalized Creed perfume. Only the best for them and not some common street drug you suck in from a Reynold's foil- ultimate chic is doing lines on top of a toilet seat.

The same principle obviously extends to people- only the best, which they obviously can't even find in each other- at least not the kind that matters. I have friends who have been turned away at events and clubs that these people policed with a damned List. No one is good enough is such a lofty- and impossible standard that when Gorrell finally took off the emperor's clothes, people were enraged to find that they had been duped by people no different than them- not even clever which would have been acceptable, but devious and cheap.

When I was telling this to a friend, the friend just had to interject- DJ Montano, who?? Tina Tinio who??? Celine Lopez who???


Exactly!

Ryan Amor.com

DJ Montano's Cocaine Legacy

Charles Caleb Colton once said power will intoxicate the best hearts, as wine the strongest heads. No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted with unlimited power.

And just like the case of DJ Montano, the Philippines so-called “high society” is at it again with the very same key players are involved…Prior to that, certain quarters had tried to give the local media the runaround (including Channel V’s JM Rodriguez, actor Jomari Yllana and actress Lovi Poe) by claiming that it was a namesake of the younger Singson who has been detained in Hong Kong.

Eventually, the suspect’s father felt compelled to confirm his son’s arrest. The elder Singson (a big bravo to Chavit) also virtually verified the congressman’s offense when he was quoted saying in several media interviews, “let this incident be a lesson to all”..!

Click HERE to read FULL REPORT

Celine Lopez Furious

You want to sue me DJ.. BEFORE I die?
Really?
And Celine Lopez wants me dead?
WOW, you two are really special.

http://donavictorina.blogspot.com/

Dear Readers,

Victorina has the full story.
Well pt 1 for now.....

Still Resting and Feeling Good

In my GREAT doctor's office waiting...

Dear Readers,

Due to some unforeseen health 'issues', I need a rest from blogging.
In the meantime, a friend will monitor the comments.
I'm not sure for how long, but my health always comes first and it is always my #1 priority.
These 'setbacks' are only temporary but nonetheless, they need my full attention which means a temporary move away from my computer.
I am no good to anyone if I am not strong and fit.
Mentally and physically.
Thank you my dear Council of Eight.
Thank you Papa.

From Victorina Blog.

By Brian Gorrell ...There are few things I truly regret doing in my life. The one thing I regret the most is getting involved with my ex boyfriend DJ Montano, a man who I never really knew as it turned out. The other big regret is having unsafe sex which led to my HIV diagnosis, which of course created it's own set of issues to deal with. I deal with them as best as I can. We all know money helps, and trust me, you only find this out when you have no one to rely on.

Look, I REALLY thought Delfin would pay me back.

I wrote about this before; I truly mean it when I say that having HIV is much easier for me to deal with than losing my money to my ex boyfriend, a man I truly loved. My life savings represented my future, my security and my well-being. Without my money, I've had to seek help from the government due to my many health problems, my newly acquired chronic diabetes being only one of them. I had a blood transfusion yesterday and fell into a 'coma shock' for almost five minutes due to my anxiety medication and an allergic reaction to the blood. I had to be revived with adrenaline.

So you see, I have so many things to deal with which makes it difficult for me to get a job, so I'm on a paltry disability pension, which is humiliating for me actually. When one is in love and swept away in such an exotic fashion, it's easy to lose control of your rationality, especially if you are desperate for love as I was back then. And we all know I did lose my ability to see clearly through the thick haze of lies and manipulation. BUT that is NO reason for me to sit back and let DJ get away with stealing my money AND the contents of my hotel safe. That was, well, shocking really.

Am I tired of this?

Am I tired of death threats?

Am I tired of the abuse?

The hatred?

Yes, I am.For the first time in my life I contemplated suicide five weeks ago before my doctors intervened and placed me on medication. I just want you to know I am doing much better as a result and the thoughts of suicide are gone. But I was scared to death last month when I developed another tumor on my back, which had since been removed. It's the fifth such tumor I've had this past year. DJ has none of these worries. But I do and I need that money back.You ask yourself, how much can one man take before jumping off the edge?I'm exhausted.Just simply exhausted.Please help me.DJ, please end this for me.You give me back my Western Union and my bank deposits, and I will close the blog.

Please DJ, let this end for me.

By Trixie Angeles ...DJ, read my lips: You. Are. Goin'. Down. Down to face the consequences of your actions. Down to where the other crooks live. Down to where dear momma can't pull her little strings for you. Down where you will have time to contemplate the consequences of your actions. If the long arm of the law doesn't get you this year, it will the next. Or the next. We're patient, DJ. But we don't forget. Come clean before the warrant comes out.

By Andro Ramirez ...Delfin Justiniano Montano III... Who is he really? A crook? A user? A usurper? The greatest cheat of them all?

It's a pity actually, and a shame. Pitiful that he useswhatever education he has to scam people, even close associates, just to maintain a shallow fantasylifestyle. Shameful, because even family members tolerate the misdeeds. Leading to the extent of a mother threatening people with lawsuits and even using God to feign innocence at the same time. I may not be all that religious anymore but I shudder at that blasphemous statementand wooden TV performance. It only shows the fruit does not fall far from the tree. DJ Montano's just desserts are coming. My words were proven true when I gave the same statement about Christy Fermin, and she fell.... hard. So will Montano. Brian and the other victims may never get their money back, but what is money when you have no peace of mind. In this digital age, there is no place too remote for Montano to hide in, now that all eyes are looking for him. Not that he would enjoy living in a totally isolated area without the amenities he is used to or flaunt he is a Montano (if that still means anything positive). DJ Montano enjoyed living a life of a prince, when all along he is nothing but a knave in fine robes. Now he hides, hoping one day, we will all forget. To borrow an old saying: For evil to succeed, good men need only do nothing.
I say: Never Again. Off with his head! Off with all their heads!!!

By: BoldStar ...DJ Montano is an asshole. One of those lazy no-good assholes you'd see loitering the cafes from Monte Carlo through to Paris and of course Manila waiting to try their scams on unwitting victims. Instead of selling his body per hour, he connives using love and affection to gain the victims’ trust. He reminds me of a taxi rank in Cabo San Lucas where touts encircle you like piranhas whose sole purpose in life is to rip you off albeit with smile. He reminds me of an offer for a "free" tour by an Indian taxi driver in Agra India. At least in both cases I can smell their con. Nothing in life is free. These are sociopaths who can never be rehabilitated. Like DJ MOntano, they have no conscience nor remorse but have astounding abilities to blend in easily as they are just full of fun and a source of entertainment in social gatherings. DJ Montano is a master manipulator who "APPEAR" to be intelligent, witty, charming and likable. It comes as no surprise that he sensed to have entitlements, over-rate his own greatness, and poor self control whose ability to use and hurt others is pervasive.

From Kitty Go Blog... He cheated people of hundreds of thousands of dollars in Manila. Now he is on the run and seeking employment illegally in America. You may be his next victim. You may be his current lover. Report any information to www.donavictorina.blogspot.com and find out about the scammer who did a runner on his ex-lover's blog, www.delfindjmontano.blogspot.com.

By Rain Barnido ...It is a travesty of justice and the triumph of evil if DJ Montano is allowed to roam freely and continue enjoying his debauched life without facing his responsibility towards the victims of his abuses, especially Brian Gorrell. A year after the scandal that shook Philippine faux-high society, DJ Montano walks like a free man, living a luxurious life in San Francisco, and apparently hunting for his next victims. Victorina strongly denounces such a mockery of our social mores, and if DJ Montano can get away with it, then any one can, if given the resources and connections he has. We strongly urge those who know the whereabouts of DJ Montano to report to the proper authorities so that proper legal actions can be done right away. We also believe the DJ should be given his day in court, to lay his arguments and defend himself. But first, people have to report where he is.

By Amiel Aguilar Cabanlig ...The Gucci Gang cuddled DJ Montano like a baby... Indeed, truth shouts while evil whispers!

1. DJ Montano is culpable unless he can establish with receipts how he spent Gorrell's money. DJ along with his sister Marvelli relayed on National TV that they were recipients of huge sums of money that were wired by Gorrell via Western Union.
2. I personally looked into the unlawful questioning and detention of Gorrell at the Makati Police station. It was illegal to hold Gorrell for questioning for more than 8 hours for an unsubstantiated “Unjust Vexation” case. (Professors of Criminal Law justify this apparent lack of definition saying that unjust vexation is a catch-all crime that applies whenever the act or omission complained of does not specifically fall under any other provision of the Revised Penal Code.)
3. JM Rodriguez personally testified to me that a certain Jackie Antonio saw money stashed in Montano’s bag so “they decided to leave the scene”. DJ Montano was known for “shady” business deals. He practiced public relations while he was a columnist for the Philippine Star. His paper, editor and friends were fully aware of it!

A Russian proverb says it all; Tell me who's your friend and I'll tell you who you are!

http://donavictorina.blogspot.com/
click to link

The Raul and Jamby Show

Jamby is going for Raul Manzano's jugular!


Soozyhopper or rather Raul Manzano

Senator Jamby to hang Soozyhopper by his tongue

Being the blight of her existence, Senator Jamby Madrigal is going to wage an all out war against Soozyhopper whom bloggers have unmasked as Raul Tuazon Manzano.

Comments from anonymous people in other blogs have described Raul Tuazon Manzano as "the biggest drug addict in Manila and also a pedophile, he puts ruffies in the drinks of his young male friends and when they wake up, they are naked in bed with him. Many of this young boys are sons of his friends."

The reason why Raul Tuazon Manzano was able to get so many lurid and juicy bits is that he had the help from one insider from the Gucci Gang. (WHO?)

Senator Jamby doesn't bury hatchets, unless it is in somebody's back and Raul better be aware because the good senator has the NPA's sparrow unit on her side.

Certainly, Joma Sison himself won't be averse to helping our good Senator with an order commanding his comrades in the field to spare one .45 caliber bullet.

http://jamby2010.blogspot.com/
click to link

VINTAGE POST- YAPPITY YAP YAP..... 'YAP'!

Manila's tarnished party King and Queen

Vintage Entry - Original Post March 09 2008
-this is my response to

Anonymous on January 18, 2009 7:46 PM

the topic of tim yap has worn thin that's why this thread is eerily quiet.

Dear Anon,

You miss the comments?

Yes some people are tired of Tim Yap and have been for a LONG time.

But I'm not tired and neither are the vast majority of my very loyal readers.

So this vintage post is for them and especially for you Anon.

The first of 10 vintage entries I'll be sharing......... as we approach my first Blogiversary on March 4th.

Let's look back shall we?

Enjoy these comments Anon.

Original Post March 09 2008

Dear Readers,

I despise 'Tiny'.
Not only because he's DJ and Celine's best friend, But because he's disgusting and cruel to others, who he thinks are beneath him and the Gucci Gang which of course he's a leader of, along with Celine, his female equivalent.
Venue provider for sure.
Treasurer as well, I believe.
Or drug pusher?
This guy must be stopped.
His drug fueled industry/Club Embassy is no longer a secret.
His playground has been disturbed.
It all happens at Embassy.
VVVVVVVIP all the way baby.

Stoopid Bloody Gucci!-CLINK!

Celine Fauxpez and her Stoopid (P75,000) bloody Gucci's

Hi Brian,

How are you?
May you have the best health always.

-I'm doing just GREAT my darling, thank you.

I found this pic from barely two years ago in one of Celine Lopez's many and abandoned blogs.
Guess what's the caption she wrote for this?
Exactly the same huh?!

"Stoopid Bloody Gucci."

-OMG, I LOVE this M.
Words that have come back to haunt her.

Hope I'm the first one to give this to you, not that it's (pic) that catchy but the caption that she put it this pic in her blog rings a very loud bell. lol!

Take a lot of care.

-You take care too M! And may I disagree with you my love? I think the picture is FANTASTIC! Ugly shoe for sure. You are what you wear after all.

By the way Brian, I got your email because I read your blog. Just finished reading again the dish about Xeng Zulueta. Been busy with real- life stuff but taking time to read your blog is worth it. Best of luck!

Dear Readers,

(I'm being told that a very HIGH society arrest is coming VERY soon.
The Ambassador in the clink?
Oh yes.)

Here's two comments on Victorina Blog's latest entry-

amiel aguilar cabanlig said...

"I saw the LIST of celebrities in the watch list. One thing I can say is they are very FAMOUS"!

January 16, 2009 10:46 PM

Pam wrote-

"It makes me very sad because Tim Yap's boisterous lifestyle makes many of these teenagers think that getting drunk, hooking up with strangers, snorting coke etc., have actually become "acceptable". I'm turning 24 in a few months, I've enjoyed the "Manila night-scene" back when I was 19-21, spent my parent's money for things I thought were "important" and all I can say is -- I'm lucky I got out of it alive. And I know for sure, that if this continues to worsen, many kids out there won't".

********************
GG Tid Bit

-Which Gucci Gang member was CAUGHT shoplifting in Glorietta Mall?
Caught in the drug store?
STEALING?
He/she made a frantic phone call.
'Someone' saved his/her bacon.
This person should stay in the gym where he/she can let off some steam in the company of others.
Sex is for the bedroom, NOT the gym.

Any Ideas?



This from a reader-

you know what Brian, your blog has been a blessing to me in many ways, because without it, i will never discover the blog of dane (trust me it's paradise), hers led me to several awesome blogs and that taught me how to score great finds at second hand stores..

...and their blogs also made me realize that one can be happy and fashionable without having to spend too much money like the 'gucci gangs'...i became so creative too...

and i sooo want to say super thanks to you for that!!!!

you're my fashion angel

-SO SWEET!!!!! Thank you.

One more thing for all you fashion lovers. Check out one of the BEST fashion very lifestyle blogs out there. Her name is Dane and her blog is Trust Me, It's Paradise. What a very special blog created by a very special beautiful person. It's NOT your average fashion blog. Dane's blog is better than any fashion blog out there I reckon. It's REAL fashion. REAL tips to save lots of money and still look THE BEST! The blog is jam packed with BRILLIANT creative ideas for people without trust funds and endless streams of cash. I've been following Trust Me, It's Paradise for months. It's been on my blog list. Dane is a superstar blogger in the making. Find her on my MUST SEE list.

Dane deserves her fan base!
Favorite Dane's blog.
You will NOT be disappointed.
I'm proud of you D!


Trust Me It's Paradise Fashion Blog

Over and OUT!

Wikipedia GUCCI GANG-Yap to be Charged?

Dear Oprah,

Please read.

Wikipedia Gucci Gang Controversy
please click to read

Hahahaha.
At this point, it's the only way I'll ever get my money back.
Have me on your show O.
It'll be a ratings buster.

Google Gucci Gang.
Google DJ Montano.
Google Tim Yap.
Google Celine Lopez.
Google Aurora Montano.
Google them all.

Google Google Google.

And I'm not even through yet.
And I'm no longer alone.


Today at Victorina Blog- Tim Yap to be charged?
please click link to story

Victorina's Magic Spell

today's screen shot of Victorina blog.

Dear Readers,

There are a plethora of changes happening at Victorina blog.
It really is the thinking persons blog.
It's impressive to say the least.
Check out the changes. (link on Social Activism list).

You MUST read Amiel's special note.

And his most recent article (published today) called 'An "ecstatic" LIFESTYLE of media' is bang on the money.
So many thoughtful articles are coming up.
Amiel is so 'in' 'cred' 'able' and the words he has chosen to sum up the Gucci Gang are perfect.
And Andro's latest article on The Metro Manila Film Festival 2008 is GREAT!

Coming up...... A KILLER article by Boldstar called 'A Society in Crisis
' featuring Bryan Boy, Chuvaness and Shoppingera Mabuhay Girl.

Wait for it.


saying goodbye to my adorable cousins...tears

Dangerous

Another excellent blog contribution Papa.
THANK YOU for seeing the funny side of this.
Your movie posters have been a huge part of the blog.
And I appreciate every single one.
And all that you do to support me.

The rumor mill is HOT this morning with talk on Tim being 'terminated' soon from one of his 'Gigs'.
I read some 'tips' on Victorina blog over the last couple of days.
And I got an e mail today which of course I'm investigating.
As you can imagine, I'm trying to find out what I can.
My dream is for Tim to be fired from the Star.
And the douche bag Celine Lopez.
In that same dream, Shambassy burns to the ground (empty of course).
When Tim's at church.
Praying.

So the Star can 're do' that section of the paper and hire 'real' writers who truly have their pulse on what's happening with the real Philippines/Manila youth. Instead of reporting on things AFTER they receive their goodies, trick bags and concert tickets.

Dangerous?
Maybe not.
But... who knows...

Another Great Team Brian Member

another spectacular Boracay shot from my collection

Brian,

I came across your blog sometime a half a year ago.
It wasn't hard for me to believe the length the 'Gucci' gang can do harm.
Still, I could not fathom how these people have fallen in the cycle of drugs, and evil.
I spent my childhood until gr 7 in Manila.
But even then, the difference between the poor and rich is so striking that I pretended or acted as if my family was rich.
When the truth is, my family lives within our means.
I feel disgusted when I think of moments when I thought or pretended to be what I'm not. I think that is a social sickness in Manila.
I'm older now and have been living in Canada for some time.
I feel disgusted by DJ and his posse and the fact that they are Filipinos.
I also hate the fact why majority of Filipino movies have that element of poor guy rich girl or vice versa and the fact that money defines who you are.
It pisses me off. It doesn't make any sense, because the truth is much better.
I can't turn a blind eye to parents who worked very hard to give their best to their children.
This GG business is so plastic.
Fuck I hate them.
And I used to like Folded and Hung, now I don't think I'd buy that brand anymore. Fuck.
They ruined it for me.

Anyways, I really want to congratulate you on your new life and best regards from here on.
**************
Thank you.

The Good Ol Daze.......

from urban dictionary-
Celine - A really childish and surprisingly manipulative girl. Thrives on immaturity and will never take responsibility for anything, but she's crazy and wild in the sack!

Dear Readers,

Remember when Celine Lopez was important?
The 'IT' girl of Manila?


Lopez and Tinio sharing diet tips.......between their many bathroom breaks

"She's the Paris Hilton of the Philippines" Montano said.... a MILLION and one times before I even met her!

Remember when Celine was THAT thin (see P&P ad)?
A 'model'?
A role model?
Bawawawawawa!
Too funny.
A model?
........A Lopez more like it!
Because if Celine were not a Lopez, she would NEVER have been a model, or a 'writer' or anything else, because she has never done anything with her life to prove otherwise.
HELLO!!!! Earth to Celine!


CL...the belle of the .....balls.. Where are the other girls?

Seriously though peeps, I still feel sorry for Celine..... and always will.
Yes she's rich... big deal!
She still has to live with herself.
Who she really is inside her soul.
How she has wasted soooo many opportunities to help others and be a good Lopez, instead of a 'typical' one.
The girl has no conscience.
None whatsoever.
I'm hearing whispers..... and they're getting louder every day.

Clueless?
Lucky?
Yes........ both I'm afraid.
Just a useless vapid party girl/woman who will never learn.
Because she doesn't care.
She has so many role models around her to admire and look up to.
Why should she change?

She may still be the Queen of all things GG.
But I have her crown now.
All tattered and bashed up.
In the bin.


Emily Relucio and Albertito Lopez, super lousy parents for sure!

L'ORÉAL Shu Shus Tina 'Ton Ton' Tinio

Tina 'Ton Ton' Tinio..... is out out, out, and FAT!!!!!

It's official peeps...... Tina 'Ton Ton' Tinio is OUT!

L'ORÉAL has seen the light...er shade of pale and 'asked politely' for her (forced) resignation.....

L'ORÉAL , Shu Eumura had a MEGA event at the Rockwell, Makati last week which was attended by no less than five hundred people.

Because Tina Tinio lost her job, there had to be a turn over ceremony.......

I'm told, that when Tina's name was called, only her mother clapped.....

Xeng Zulueta (notorious major ex-Shambassy drug dealer) who was FIRED from Shu Shemura arrived................... TOTALLY UNINVITED!

That bitch has nerve, I'll give her that!


poor Xeng Zulueta (right,war paint applyer) with a galpal during better times

And Xeng was literally booooooooooed by the audience... BOOED I TELL YOU!!!!!!! (this from MULTIPLE sources.. it's TRUE TRUE TRUE!!!!!!!!!)

Tina Tinio is now looking for a new job.

I hear she wants to go to Japan.

Tina darling, beware......... they still hunt whales there!!!!
It's not safe for you there Free Willy.....

.... Scion (?)

Get fucked Tina!

Because you use people and people use you.
You are FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!!!

Let's Chikatime this blog up... shall we?

DO NOT SNORT

the seasons first snow on my back yard deck


This is a public service announcement for all GG members, both past present and future (and I know who you are)

WARNING

This is S.N.O.W. GucciGang.......NOT Cocaine!!!
DO NOT SNORT!
I repeat.. DO NOT SNORT!

It's official peeps.
The snow is falling outside by bedroom as I type.
It's the FIRST snow of the year.
And my first snow in twenty years.
I'm doomed.

My Super Mean Fans

last year in my pool on the farm.....how things have changed

Dear Readers,

Below my Sunday rant are my two "day maker" e mails.

I love my Sunday's, especially when a new reader contacts me with opinions as good as these are.
Another honest insider if you will.
Loving her to bits.

The blog's comments have been really great lately.
I also (if I have extra time) like commenting but will only do so in order to defend myself or further explain my opinion/answer specific questions on the entry.
So if you keep it decent, we may ever spar.
Good spar of course, although I tend to be even harsher in the comments section.
You come for me and I will come back at you. It does get a bit brutal, but I appreciate even the most heated of assaults... as long as there is no verbal gay bashing.
You lose all cred!

You see SMF (Super Mean Fans), you CAN still manage to slam me with a bit of intellect and get your message across to MY readers.
I WILL print your comments against me as long as there is no homophobia attached.
They have stopped for the most part.
Thank you.

Many of the e mails/comments I've receive will appear in the book in the most wonderful of ways.
Many have been saved but never printed.
The concept is brilliant and I came up with it!
Hahahaha.
SWOLLEN HEAD!
The comments and e mails are this blogs backbone, believe me.
And they have so much influence over my draft so far.

Dearest Haters (SMF),

If you really hate me so much, then WRITE to me privately and tell me how you feel.
Because I KNOW that most of you 'SMF's' are just normal happy people "venting" (I said MOST).
But really, we can be frenemies without the insane insults and verbal viciousness.

Why are so many of you SMF's obsessed with me?

These are just three behind the scene battles that have been waged against me.
I need to kill these stupid rumors once and for all.
I'm constantly amazed at what's being written about me.
Totally made up, created from scratch, fabricated, doctored, invented and not even very funny.

The book should be great.

1. There is NO porno on the Internet with me in it!!!!! Please stop spreading this stupid porno e mail around because it's NOT me bent over that motorcycle!!!!!
UHG! This is getting old (the threats to 'reveal'). There is nothing to reveal, so please stop trying to get numbers with this un-true sensationalism. My readers are not dumb.
They're TWO HOT Mexicans in the video (I think) with black hair for heavens sakes.
I would NEVER film myself having sex. I don't even have nude pictures of myself.
Although I have to admit, I would be a good porn star. Hahahahaha. I'm vocal!
And I already had my back tattoo when that porno was made. The guy screaming does NOT have a HUGE tattoo on his back or the word LOVE on his wrist which you can plainly see as he grips the throttle. hahahahahaha.No back tat! Just sweat droplets.
Hahahahaha. And anyways....... I'm a top!

2. I do NOT .... I repeat, Do NOT own a property in the Philippines or ever have. Whoever created those dumb documents in the Philippines have forged my name to them. It's a joke if anyone would believe that rubbish. MY NAME IS SPEALT WRONG! Bryan Gorell??? It's B.R.I.A.N. G.O.R.R.E.L.L. I would tell my readers if I had property there. I mean, I WISH I had a property there. THAT was the plan... remember? I HAD plenty of money to buy one, until I was Montanoized!

3. I do NOT have a child in the Philippines. Someone went through my Multiply photos and came up with the bizarre notion that I have a daughter. I'm LMFAO over this. My MOTHER is also LHFAO. She WISHES I had a daughter. She still hopes I'll give her some yet!
So I can assure you, she is NOT my daughter. She's my niece.
And those pictures were taken in Toronto, NOT Cebu!!!!!!! UHG!
WHY would I hide a daughter? I have a feeling I know who spread this hilarity, but I'll refrain from throwing a retaliatory bombshell... for now.
I've removed the pictures anyways as I was afraid of seeing them 'pop' up on a SMF blog.
I have ZERO children.
But I wish I did.

Some of you should re-read your comments before posting them. Or is that really who you are? I soooooo bore of the un-clever homophobia, and you're wasting your time. I've dealt with it since I was eleven. It's YOUR problem now.
You and your "Christian" heart.

Anyways, back to my "day makers",


I read your blogs and I just cant believe this. I am so sorry to read what happened to you. It is sad to see something like that happen to a person. I am sure you got hurt over the experience. As a Filipino, it is heart wrenching to hear what some fellow Filipinos will do to take advantage of others. I used to recall years ago when I went to school, the nuns taught us that those who are born with more should realize that such blessings come with responsibility.
In a small country like the Philippines where poverty is all around you, those who indeed have been given more should realize that there are those that could benefit from what they have.
I hope you are better and I hope that this issues will get resolved. Please take care of yourself. It is in trying times that the character of a person comes out.




Dear Brian,

My brother is married to a Lopez cousin and my mom and the Lopez's are second cousins and I am from Iloilo and a proud Ilonggo, as everyone else in the Philippines, everyone else is related by marriage blood or something.. Anyway, after graduating from Assumption during the early 90\'s I left for the US and have made a life for myself here.
I stumbled upon your blogs when I googled articles on Iloilo and wanted to read about old friends and family.

I agree that the ostentatious display of wealth and avaricious out of this world spending of those that have money in the Philippines is a blatant insult and insensitivity to the poor around them.
The last time I went home for a 10 day visit I did see gated homes and beautiful well furnished houses that were a block away from small barong barong shanties with children begging for food and money. I also realized that some of my old friends were still stuck in never never land and have not grown old, partying, drinking and because they have more money than what we used to have as allowances when younger, the vices have changed. Of course, there are those that have also evolved and become responsible adults... they raise their kids, work for the family business or try to hold jobs and go to church on Sundays. What I find alarming though is the shallowness that the younger generation seem to exhibit. I mean, they are defined by what they have and what they own in material things. I ask myself, what did their parents teach them? What has influenced such a life?
I am sure that this Gucci Gang are not really representative of the affluent Filipino younger set, because if they are my country is really deeply in trouble.. LOL!!!
Your plight though really bothers me, because I cannot understand how another human being can do this to a fellow human being. I have worked as a social worker for almost ten years now and have seen suffering and despair in those that I have chosen to serve and help, I can only hope that your health will get better. My friend, for everything there is a reason, your courage in such a time is inspiring. I wish I could help in some way.
I will include you in my prayers.. OK.


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Dear Reader,

I will include you in my prayers too!
And you HAVE helped, just by writing these thoughtful considerate accurate words.
I LOVE that so many people "get it".

This greed manifestation is really very simple to figure out.
It's a mindset passed down from a parent to their child.
Self entitlement is taught.
A good sense of self is earned.
The problem you see, is that the 'newest' über selfish generation in the Philippines have been given unique permission to feel and act this way by their very own Septic Society's leaders and climber wannabee's.
If their self annointed 'Ambassador' of the Embassy espouses these sorts of virtues, then what hope can we possibly have for the minions who follow behind him and his tragic social cronies?

We must never ever forget who uttered this most unfortunate selection of words, which is quite frankly his most 'infamous' quote to date-

“There is this mind-set, which I think is so passe, that says: ‘The country is in shambles and the country is having a hard time and you are out there partying.’ But this generation is guiltless when it comes to that.”--Tim Yap, “Good times are back for rich folk in Manila”>

Passe indeed.


Make sure you cast your votes for the Supreme Extreme Awards which are coming up like super fast.
I really want DJ Montano to get the gong for "Villian of the YEAR".
No person deserves it more.

I also have my own favorites who I'd like to see get some recognition.

I'm going back to sleep for an hour.

The Heckler Reigns Over Supreme

the professional heckler.. doing his own thing with integrity and purpose

Dear Readers,

I've just created a new blog list with this years Philippines Blog Awards winners.
You will find it below my current list of favorite blogs. I hope you find even more blogs that you love. I love so many blogs and I'll ALWAYS promote them on my blog.
And having the list of winners is wicked!
ENJOY

I'm sooooooo bloody proud of The Professional Heckler blog.
We started (Lucy, Picklies and myself) to promote it a long time ago in Australia.
I got so much flack for listing it from many people.
But I was right. I knew it was a GREAT blog.

I get flack for almost every decision I make from some person or another.
I'll never win with this blog, but that's OK.
It's that type of blog.
Someone even wrote me and said Heckler was a bit homophobic.
No way!
I would never promote a homophobic blog.
Are you crazy?
This guy is fantastic and he has a classic blog.
I actually thought he was a 'gay' at first because his humor is such that one can be left wondering... who is he?
I really appreciate his humor and his casual cutting style of knee knocking and head banging. No blood. Just words.
I read every single Heckler entry before I put it on my favorite list and so did the blogging organizers for the competition, obviously.
Because he won hands down.
I hope Heckler gets bigger and bigger and becomes the Huffington Post/Drudge Report of the Philippines. Someone should snap him up and pay him for his great work.
Dona Victorina is my other best favorite blog as you all know.
Not because it also discusses topics like Tim Yap/"HIGH" Society and the GG (seems to be a trend) but because I learn so much from his detailed research and hands on approach to his political stories and history lessons.
Plus, I just think Amiel is a great writer.
Always posting wickedly delicious morsels for our consumption.
They are both fantastic.


Belo's own eyes have been Vickized!
Hilarious........from Heckler blog

They're by far the best bitchy straight guy/gay guy/comedic genius/satirist extraordinaire/celebrity spoofer, gossip gangster and watch dog blogs, but with VERY serious edges.
Heckler was up against Tim Yappity Yap Yap Yap and the entire (not so) Supreme Gang from the Star.
Beating an entire gaggle of newspaper hacks (whole section really) is a sweet as hell victory for anyone in blog world.
I hate the Supreme section of the Star.
It deserved to lose.


this is my ex boyfriend Migs who still calls me.... NOT! hahahaha


the only good thing about Supreme... boner making pics of HOT pinoy guys!
OMG Tim Yap is soooo gay. I love it!

It deserved to lose, not only because I despise the Yap (but that is a big part of the reason), but because Supreme reeks of nepotism and ex deals which compromises the integrity of any news organization.
And they know it!
Millet should be fired!
A blog Millet?
Really?

I'm against the Star really, for many reasons.
Not because Tim Yap or Celine Lopez or DJ Montano make me want to purge, but because well, it just sucks. It in no way reflects the real Philippines.
In no way!
It's an illusion.
Filipino fantasy.
Silliness for 'grown ups'.
Simple.
And that's why the BEST man won!
The only real man anyways.
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From The Professional Heckler Himself.
I'm loving his humble factor!

This is surreal.

I still can’t believe that The Professional Heckler has just won in this year’s Philippine Blog Awards. I actually planned to attend the awards ceremonies at One Esplanade but I forgot to print my e-ticket so I decided to just watch it online. I didn’t expect to win anyway mainly because I was up against Supreme.ph, the site being maintained by Tim Yap and other Philippine Star (society) columnists.

But the judges thought otherwise.

Thank you, thank you judges for the recognition.

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NO Heckler... we should all THANK YOU!

Losers.......again!
what happened Supreme?
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